Project dirt Mark & Nick report
Wow - what an awesome day. We've been busy, out filming with our cameraman Jack. First stop was Devonshire road nature reserve in Forest Hill, SE London.
The Reserve is one of our first projects, and we've been keen to support it for a while now... as well as check out their bees!
It kicked off to a pretty bad start though; no sooner had we set foot on the premises when some of the schoolkids taking some ecology lessons came running into the reserve hut (where Mark and I were kicking back with the first cup of tea for the day) in virtual hysterics - someone had vandalised the bees!
Sure enough when we sprinted down to investigate, the hives were all broken apart and lying strewn around on the ground, with bees swarming everywhere. Clearly the job of several annoying *&£$s! and a pile of large sticks was left behind to show the offending weapons. Iris - the wildlife garden representative called the police. I'd love to say the place was "swarming" with cops within minutes, but then that's because I'm in danger of inheriting my dad's sense of humour.
The police effectively said "Tut tut", let us know if it happens again.
Nonetheless, the hives were rapidly put back together and luckily the swarm had not dispersed and moved on. That's good, because I guess it means the Queen had stayed. Yes, we Brits know that when the Queen flees it's time to haul your ass out but until that moment it's all hands-to-deck. (frankly I wouldn't be moving anywhere either though if I had to lay 20,000 eggs per day). So it meant my fiancee Agnes, our photographer for the day, had to stand well back as she doesn't really like things that buzz!
That having been said, the photos are superb, so
go check 'em out!Iris is a fountain of knowledge, and she kept us entertained with her bee-related facts and colourful language throughout the morning!
Mark couldn't keep his smoker alight, and I kept convincing myself there were bees inside my suit (!),
I think there's a fair way to go for these two city-slickers until we're fully grown apiarists (there, stick with us and you'll learn a new word every day!)
Honey honey honey. Well before today, I'd not have believed it... but I can categorically confirm that London-grown honey fresh from the comb is wicked delicious! If it wasn't for the awkward nature of getting to the bloomin' stuff, I could have chomped the whole lot of it.
A big thankyou to Iris and all the folks at Devonshire Road, what a fantastic inspiration to Londoners you are!